From Our Special Correspondant in Ballycotton John O'Connor
One of our members ran around Ballycotton in these “flip-flops” last week. He must have thought it was a pilgrimage not a race. Without naming and shaming anyone our ex-club treasurer, Limerick born GAA fanatic who works for Nortel was even spotted trying to anxiously patch these babies up with duck tape in the final few minutes before the gun. He is accepting Elvery vouchers instead of Easter eggs this year. Nice socks Guy.
I’ll start the ball rolling:
Have you got shoes for James Lundon?
There's at least another 50
There's at least another 50 miles in them! Well 40 at least ...no?
Give me back my checkbook!
"I demand the return of my checkbook!"
"Hey Lads I`ve discovered a
"Hey Lads I`ve discovered a cure for those damn black toenails!"
OTT shoes
I think the ones that were pelted at President Bush were in much better nick.
SHOES
Asics shoes disguised as Nike Airflow shoes!!
I'll chip in for the new
I'll chip in for the new pair of runners ... James' socks are reknowned in the changing rooms at HP for their fragrances and its best to keep them as enclosed as possible. In fact if enough people chip in, maybe we could throw in a new pair of socks too?
Speed Holes
Speed holes, to increase airflow and help you run faster... Its all the rage...
lost world
they are not the brooks T4 or T5 racers, more like the T rex - do not give these to lezan!
air holes - got to have
air holes - got to have them!
REWARD
I will pay a substantial reward for any information leading to the safe return of my favourite trainers! Stolen last Sunday in Ballycotton!
Fashion
Peep toe shoes are so this season darling!
I'd love if someone would
I'd love if someone would design running sandals, with loads of support, gel etc etc.
At long last I think we have a designer in our midst. The design just needs a few finishing touches, a bit of tweeking, straps maybe, sling backs...and could they come in pink??